Dragon Fire

From the "I should have seen where this was going" file:

Me: Deacon blow your nose.
Deacon: [breathes in]
Me: Blow your nose like a dragon.
Deacon: [breathes in and growls]
Me: Blow FIRE out your nose like a dragon
Deacon: [successfully blows his nose]
Bryce: Deacon, what color is your fire?
Deacon: Mommy, show me my fire.
Me: [long sigh]